Oh I Wish...

Weiner Mobile, originally uploaded by 1m tlc.

I were an Oscar Mayer weiner. That is what I'd truly like to be.

One of the wonderful benefits of living in Wisconsin -- there are more weiner mobile sightings per capital than any place else in the United States. It helps that they need to come home and get the oil changed every three months or 3,000 miles.

Seriously, if you have the opportunity, check out the inside. It's great fun!